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[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
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what i have learned from talking about my feelings
- it’s better to not talk about my feelings
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Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
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When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
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this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.
where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?
its like the photographer was drunk or something.
seriously why even make this post?
Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?
Maybe the theme is people in Britain? I still don’t understand what some of the people are looking at though.
I see what you did there.
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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Amoeba Music in Hollywood, CA.
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